Crackseed Folks

What could be better than Hawaiian snack food?

How about smiling, happy Hawaiian snack food?

Available in a variety of waterproof and reasonably durable (i.e. if you plan to buy one and spend all day bashing it against the wall, don’t blame me) accessory types including necklaces, keitai straps, hairclips and more (use the drop-down links up top to see what I mean).

Character sketches/bios!

Birthday: December 18

Of all the Crackseed Folks, he’s the most friendly, outgoing, and charming…you know, the type who would have been voted “most likely to be president” in high school.  He’s doing his best to uphold the spam musubi’s image as the definitive Hawaiian snack food.  When he has saved up enough money from his part-time job at 7-11, he likes to travel to Okinawa, where he is known by the name “Pork onigiri-kun”.

Birthday: July 12

Hot, spicy, and always good fun to be around!  When he feels the need to chill out, he takes a break at Doe Fang and orders one of Uncle Clay’s special Icees.  He has to be careful not to get a brain freeze, though.

Birthday: May 18

She’s the most fashionable of the Crackseed Folks and takes great pride in her sparkly sugar coating.  She is good friends with Spam musubi-kun and they often go to Okinawa together.

Birthday: August 15

Originally from Hong Kong, she got fat here in Hawaii, but she doesn’t care.  After all, big manapuas are the only kind worth eating!

Birthday: March 3

These triplets may look alike, but they have strikingly different personalities!  The one on the bottom left is the happy-g0-lucky one, as you can tell by the ridiculous way he’s staring into space with his tongue hanging out like a chihuahua.  The one on the right has something of a complex because he doesn’t know how to compete for attention with his more cheerful brother, and as a result he is often grumpy.  The one in the back is shy and doesn’t say much for fear he’ll get made fun of by his brother with attitude.  Still, they are all good friends, as brothers should be!

Birthday: June 22

He hangs out up on North Shore most of the time, only coming down to Honolulu to see his friends.  With his perpetual big smile and sweet rainbow-colored flavors, he has the ability to make anyone happy.